Sharpen your nails for Black Friday

As I sit here at the North Myrtle Beach mall in South Carolina amidst the Black Friday frenzy, I can't help but picture a brawl break out among these sale-desperate shoppers. 

I'm sitting in the shoe department at Belk while listening to my iPod. So I have the luxury of "people watching" but not actually being forced to listen to their annoying voices. It's actually quite fun because I'm having a Mean Girls moment when Cady invisions an animalistic fight happen in the cafeteria. 

I'm picturing the gray-haired elderly woman in a tunic/blanket thing - who I have named Stella - to start getting physical with the Chinese woman in a red beret. And then the Pre-teen in dark Birkenstocks (or potato shoes) - who I've named Brittany - takes her gum out of her mouth and sticks it in the Chinese woman's eye as Brittany's mom grabs the furry Ugg knockoffs right out of Stella's hands. Then Stella starts crying. 

It's all very sad. It's all very untrue as well. I just kind of wish that would happen to liven up this shopping trip. Maybe I'll get a pretzel. 

Peace, love, and Ugg knockoffs - Kat